Zayne had his MRI today and we haven’t got the results yet so, while we wait I thought this post fitting…

“Um, could you point me to customer service please.”
“Yeah, I would like to make an exchange. I would like to trade these shirts for the ‘wrinkle free’ shirts. Those are just so much easier.”
“Oh, and while I am here, could I upgrade my kids to the ‘worry free model’. When I got them, I REALLY don’t feel like I was properly informed about all the ‘worry’ that was involved…and for how long.”